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Tuesday - Thursday 4PM-9PM
Friday 4PM-10PM
Saturday 12PM-10PM
Sunday 12PM-6PM

Last Draft Pour is at Close.



UPDATED: 3/19/19 at 930am

The website gets updated once a day, before 11am, every day that we are open for service.
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Availability is accurate at open and is subject to change. Inventory will be updated before 11am the next day.

bottle/can inventory:

Illusion of Bliss
5.1% ABV
was brewed with a base of 75% spelt and 25% wheat, hopped with noble Saaz and Tettnang hops, then fermented and aged for over a year in the finest Danish cherry wine barrels with a mixed culture of Saison yeast, Brettanomyces, and our house culture. It’s a blonde beer with the flavor and aromatics of a beer that was conditioned on cherries! Pretty incredible how much cherry character and complexity came out of these fresh cherry wine barrels. It’s been conditioning in bottles for nearly 6 months so it’s ready to go! Cherry lollipops, oak, delicate rustic farmhouse character, some tropical pineapple and mango, amazing acidity, and prickly effervescence.
⠀-Approx 1100 750ml bottles. 6x bottles pp limit. $18.00+tax.⠀
-Approx 35 mags. NO LIMIT. $69.00+tax.⠀
-Approx 3 3L. NO LIMIT. $112.00+tax.⠀⠀

Crucial Taunt
8% ABV
House Citra-forward DIPA.
1x case pp limit. $16.00+tax/4-pack.

greenferrari
8% ABV
Luxuriously hopped DIPA hopped 50/50 with the freshest Simcoe and Galaxy.
1x case pp limit. $17.50+tax/4pack. 

Black and Blue Tastee
5.5% ABV
Smoothie-style sour ale brewed with milk sugar, blueberries, and blackberries.
1x case pp limit. $22.00+tax/4pack. 

Dirtymiata
6% ABV
IPA brewed with the freshest Citra and Galaxy in the whirlpool and a blend of our freshest Galaxy, Citra, Nelson, and Mosaic in the dry-hop. Think whitemiata mashed up with Cat Nap.
1x case pp limit. $15.00+tax/4pack. 

Past Paths
6% ABV
is a bone dry, highly bubbly, thoughtfully bitter saison. Past Paths was designed, brewed, and carefully watched after by our Funkhaüst manager Nick. Brewed with a blend of oats, spelt and Virginia organic raw wheat then hopped with Tettnang and a bit of Amarillo. This beer was open fermented in stainless with a blend of both domestic and wild yeast before being sent to French oak barrels atop raw Virginia honey for a secondary fermentation and aging. 100% bottle conditioned with a touch more honey in green glass for optimum skunking opportunities. Clocking in at 6%, Past Paths was blended and packaged in August of 2018, and bottled conditioned until now. This is the perfect dry crusher for these upcoming warmer, sunny days. Thanks for this one Nick! ⠀
⠀▫️Approx 750x 750’s bottles. $12.00+tax. 1x case pp limit.⠀
▫️Approx 8x mags. $40.00+tax. 1x pp limit.⠀

Astroworld
11% ABV
TIPA featuring a fresh Galaxy and Enigma hopping. Astroworld is the bigger sibling of Astrothunder!
2x 4packs pp limit. $19.00+tax/4pack

American Luxury
6% ABV
IPA with Citra, Amarillo, BRU-1, Mosaic, and Simcoe.
1x case pp limit. $14.50+tax/4-pack. ⠀

Today on Draft:

Crucial Taunt
8% ABV
House Citra-forward DIPA.

greenferrari
8% ABV
Luxuriously hopped DIPA hopped 50/50 with the freshest Simcoe and Galaxy.

Black and Blue Tastee
5.5% ABV
Smoothie-style sour ale brewed with milk sugar, blueberries, and blackberries.

Dirtymiata
6% ABV
IPA brewed with the freshest Citra and Galaxy in the whirlpool and a blend of our freshest Galaxy, Citra, Nelson, and Mosaic in the dry-hop. Think whitemiata mashed up with Cat Nap.

Past Paths
6% ABV
is a bone dry, highly bubbly, thoughtfully bitter saison. Past Paths was designed, brewed, and carefully watched after by our Funkhaüst manager Nick. Brewed with a blend of oats, spelt and Virginia organic raw wheat then hopped with Tettnang and a bit of Amarillo. This beer was open fermented in stainless with a blend of both domestic and wild yeast before being sent to French oak barrels atop raw Virginia honey for a secondary fermentation and aging. 100% bottle conditioned with a touch more honey in green glass for optimum skunking opportunities. Clocking in at 6%, Past Paths was blended and packaged in August of 2018, and bottled conditioned until now. This is the perfect dry crusher for these upcoming warmer, sunny days. Thanks for this one Nick! ⠀

Astroworld
11% ABV
TIPA featuring a fresh Galaxy and Enigma hopping. Astroworld is the bigger sibling of Astrothunder!

American Luxury
6% ABV
IPA with Citra, Amarillo, BRU-1, Mosaic, and Simcoe.

Step Dad³
8.5% ABV
Triple dry-hopped version of our 100% Mosaic DIPA, Step Dad Chaperone.

?
11% ABV
TIPA with all Citra in the whirlpool and a Citra, Galaxy, Nelson, BRU-1, Enigma blend in the dry-hop.

HENOK FROM OMNIPOLLO
11% ABV
A BRAND NEW BEER BREWED FOR OUR FRIEND HENOK FROM OMNIPOLLO! IT’S A BLUEBERRY  DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CHIP MAPLE MARSHMALLOW MOCHA TRIPLE STACK PANCAKE IMPERIAL STOUT! 

Personvl Personvl Spvce Spvce
8.5% ABV
100% Galaxy hopped, double dry-hopped DIPA.

4500
11% ABV
brand new Triple IPA with Nelson, El Dorado, Mosaic, and Enigma hops!

Chubbles
10.9% ABV
Collaboration TIPA with our friends at Cloudwater Brew Co featuring Galaxy, Citra, and El Dorado.

Maple Coconut Hornswoggler
7% ABV
House chocolate Milk Stout conditioned with gallons upon gallons of maple syrup and heaps of coconut.

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